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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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