- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Vote this down and get DOXED

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

YOU

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??