Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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it was all Tagart

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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