- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

why girl die cancer

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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