- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Irish sobriety

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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