How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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deez nuts

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Tilt your screen back .

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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