Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

jibby jobby

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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