What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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charlie sheen

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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