- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Take part of what?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What comes after 69? 70

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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