- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Your mom is so old she died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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