- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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