What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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