- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

noah is a scrub jungle

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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