- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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