- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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