What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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