Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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