- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Nah

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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