what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Patriarchy.

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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