- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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