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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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