Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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