- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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