- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

I'm gay.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

i like turtles

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How old is victor? Half past dead

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