- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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