- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

your mum

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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