- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

mikey is cute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Immigration Laws

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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