- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

So these two girls have a cup .

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