- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Pickles

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Kys

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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