- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Psychics.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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