A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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