Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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