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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Daniel is a fag

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Caramel Boing.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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