Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Donald Trump

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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