- Anti Joke

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine