- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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