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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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