How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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