- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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