- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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