What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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