"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Cancer.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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