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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Turkeys are obese

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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