- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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