- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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