If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Justin Bieber.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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