Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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