You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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