A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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