- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Come on children, don't dawdle.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A Mormon walks into a bar.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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