how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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