knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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