What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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cool

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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