- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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