- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti-jokes are funny.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."