Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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