- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Daniel is a fag

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

why did katy fall off her bike?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally