- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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