arena football

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Womens rights.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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