- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Penis.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Maths.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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