- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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