- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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