- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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