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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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