- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A seal walks into a club.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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