Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Chicken

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Your sex life.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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