There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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