- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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