What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Women's rights

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Anti Joke

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