What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

the power to turn magnetism into light

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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