Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Cancer.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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