- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Cancer.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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