What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...