A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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