What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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