- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Cancer.

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