- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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