- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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