a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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