- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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