my wife out of the kitchen

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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