Cancer.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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