Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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