what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

http://adf.ly/C8MqG

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Psychics.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Dumbledore dies.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...