- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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