- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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