Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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