- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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