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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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