Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

You know what's funny? Rape

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

irish man drinking john smiths

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Anti Joke

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