When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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