Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I'm hungry.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Lil Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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