(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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