Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

hey hey apple

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

hey justin

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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