- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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