- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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