- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

hey hey apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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