What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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