Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A person from Singapore eats

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Ben Affleck

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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