- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

my whole life!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What is worse than torture? Not much.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Because she has down's syndrome

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