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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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