- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Cancer.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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