- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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