- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Face...the other white meat!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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