- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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