Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Anti Joke

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