- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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