- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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